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I have a theory.

I have this theory. I have spent a lot of time working on this theory, generally in the middle of the night when I'm not sleeping. This is my theory:

I think that I am evolving into a being that does not require sleep or food. The evolutionary model has me surviving exclusively on chai and water. I mean, really, it's the only reasonable explanation.

(Something tells me my friends aren't going to buy this one.)
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Um...

Nope. Don't buy it. Not for a second. Nope nope nope.

* lizzie sends arr down to make sure meri eats.
Yeah, cause that seems to be working so well for you. :P
For anyone who wants to buy that, I have a few bridges and some swamps for sale too.

BTW... if you want any food, we have lots of leftovers we can send down to you. Perhaps kazmat and I should just send it down anyway.