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Thanks, mom.

The Japanese news apparently reported the news of the recent shooting sprees, and they only said, "DC area," so mom decided that I, of course, had to be one of the 6 people who died, out of hundreds of thousands who live in the area. After assuring her I was alive, she explained that she thought it could be me because, "well, you're fat, so you'd be an easy target for someone to shoot."

Self-confidence-building, she is.
  • Current Mood: annoyed, or maybe amused?
*tries to contain indignation*

I'm not gonna say what I'm thinking because it isn't polite to diss on somebody's momma. :P

You're a lot more tolerant than I would be...if my mom said that to me she would Never Hear From Me Again.