The closet bit is parenthetical because most of my friends who are lushes are very open about the whole thing.
Our friends at woot! have put up a pop-up store for the holidays, and they’re kicking it off right. There are a variety of drinking games up for sale, if you’re in to that sort of thing. (I know, I know, you don’t need no stinking game to help you drink, but it might be fun for a change.)
(Oh, and if anyone is looking for a custom -opoly board, we should talk.