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Dear Body, an open letter.

Dear Body,

Just so you know, I've just about had it with you. I know that you were thinking that I had forgotten about our long-lasting hateful relationship, what with the battles I've been fighting with my brain of late, but never you fear, you were not far from my thoughts and my plotting, and your childish flareups just to remind me of your existance will do little but spur me on to greater heights of self-destructiveness in an attempt to finally defeat you.

I just thought you would want to know.

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