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I am full of hate.

Conversation heard outside at the office.

<Tiny Blonde Girl 1> Oh my god. Have you seen [foo]? She's put on so much weight!
<Tiny Blonde Girl 2> I know! She must be at least a size 12 now!
<Tiny Blonde Girl 1> Wouldn't you just die?
<Tiny Blonde Girl 2> If I ever got that fat, I'd just have to kill myself.
<Tiny Blonde Girl 1> Or at least never go outside, so other people wouldn't have to see me.

Did I mention, full of hate?
  • Current Mood: fat
That's where I'd have to go and inject: Kill yourself now, save us all the trouble.

But then, I'm not known for keeping my mouth shut in situations like that.
I wonder how easy it'd be to screw up their thyroids telekinetically.