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Oh. So it's going to be one of those days.

So far today, I have:

  • Spilled Coke all over the floor.
  • Hit my head on the counter in the bathroom.
  • Cut my toe.
  • Jammed my wrist when I tripped.

    I wish that the gods would distribute a memo, so I'd know when it would just make more sense to stay in bed.

    *sigh*
    • Current Mood: annoyed annoyed
    DEAR MERI:

    WE ARE CURRENTLY WORKING ON A NEW SCHEDULING PROCEDURE, BECAUSE PUTTING ERIS IN CHARGE OF SCHEDULING HAS MANAGED TO CAUSE MANY PROBLEMS.

    PLEASE EXPECT YOUR SCHEDULE OF INCIDENTS IN YOUR MAIL ON JANUARY 1, 2845.

    REGARDS,
    THE GODS
    I hit my head
    Now I'm left-handed
    I lost my sublet to my friend Joe...
    *lives a bouquet of dandelions next to your keyboard*