I have 11 inbound mail servers.
The lowest load average is 54.
The highest is 108.
So, I've got this cross-stitch project that I want to work on. Somehow, during the move, all of my metal pattern boards disappeared, and this was really annoying me. Then, I was unable to find the ones I had before in any of the local craft stores. I could find smaller ones, but I really wanted one that was at least 11"x17", so I could see the whole pattern at once.
Today, after one last failed attempt at finding the pattern board, inspiration hit.
I am now happily working my pattern from... a cookie sheet. Hee!