While talking with coyote on the phone a few minutes ago:
<coyote> You're being a dumbass.
<meri> Are you talking to me or Sebastian [her dog]?
<coyote> You! I would never talk to my dog like that!
Oh yeah. During the conversation with the folks at the apartment complex, I found out the address of my new apartment. It seems that I'm going to be living on...
This amuses me to no end.