Many of my friends are frustrated and need help, and I can't help. This drives me nuts. Argh.
How the hell can I have no raw toast? There is always bread in this house, and now there isn't.
Maybe that explains the loaf of bread I found on the balcony this morning. The bread fairies sensed a lack of raw toast.
And I went and threw it out. Damnit, I want a sammich.