If you are hungry, and looking for a place to eat dinner, first check your calendar. If said calendar says that it is May 5th, then do not, under any circumstances, go to a restaurant that in any way, shape, or form pretends to be a Mexican restaurant.
Also, if you are going for a walk late at night, do not fall asleep on a park bench. It gets cold and windy, and park benches as a rule are not terribly comfortable.
This is the extent of my shared wisdom for the day.