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...the conversations that take place right outside my office door.

<co-worker the first> Did you know I can chat with singles in my area while increasing my ejaculate by 500%?
<co-worker the second> Now, is this before or after you enlarge your penis?
<co-worker the first> ... Oh shit, I missed a step.

I think I'm going to hide behind my office door until Thanksgiving or so.
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