Really, I do.
Because, you see, I'm just about POSITIVE that spider monkeys could do a better job that our goddamned NOC is these days.
I'm almost SURE that we could train spider monkeys to NOT POST HALF-CHECKED INFORMATION to the entire userbase, and indeed, the world.
Especially if, say, the information they were posting, which, if it were entirely true, would be HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE to be sharing with our entire damned user base.
So, yeah. Spider monkeys.
( Alternately, I may need you all to come bail me out when I start killing NOC staff. )