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[meme] Alphabet things.

Because I am a lemming. Cribbed from entirely too many people.

A - Act your age? Never! Biologically 29. 28? *does math* 28.
B - Born on what day of the week? A Thursday. "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." Alternately... "It's sandwich day!"
C - Chore you hate? That's accurate, yes. Oh, not what you meant. Hrm. Dishes. Laundry.
D - Dad's name? John.
E - Essential makeup item? Lipstick, when I remember to wear it.
F - Favorite actor? Oh goodness. Um. Kevin Spacey, probably. Ian McKellen. Sean Connery.
G - Goal for the future? Lose weight. Find a way to do something I love to earn a living.
H - Hometown? Kailua, Hawaii
I - Instruments you play? Clarinet, alto sax, keyboard. None particularly well, these days.
J - Job title? "Technical Coordinator" Yours for a content-free world.
K - Kids? Gods, no.
L - Living arrangements? 1170 sq.ft. apartment, shared with a partner, an evil cat, and entirely too much stuff.
M - Mom's name? Natsue. Pronounced nah-tsoo-eh (more or less).
N - Number of people you've slept with? Erm. Um. I'm presuming this means sex. Hrm. Can I steal weds's answer? "Somewhere between 'experienced' and 'oh my god, what were you thinking?"
O - One embarassing CD in your collection? Wouldn't it be easier to list the non-embarassing ones? Hrm. I think I have an n'sync CD I got stuck with from a music club.
P - Perfume of choice? Depends on my mood. I love all sorts of scents, but can't wear many, as they give my partner migranes.
Q - Quote you like? "That which does not kill us, makes us stranger." (Yes. Stranger. From Aeon Flux.)
R - Religious affiliation? Erm. Um. Can one worship digital photography? Web specs? Kawaii? I think the only time I've ever identified as a recognized religion, it was Shinto.
S - Siblings? None of whom I am aware.
T - Time you wake up? Varies immensely, and often happens multiple times a day.
U - Unique trait? Erm. I don't know. I am a bunch of little quirks.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? Brussel sprouts.
W - Worst habit? Procrastination. Sloth. Indecisiveness. Oh, I can't choose.
X - X-rays you've had: Gah. Too many to count.
Y - Yummy foods you make? Apple cider and onion pork chops. Shoyu tuna steaks. Southwestern bean soup. Herb pork tenderloin. I love cooking.
Z - Zodiac sign? Cancer. Crabby. Go figure.
  • Current Mood: amused amused
Since I never answer anything in

A - Act your age? Can't make me!
B - Born on what day of the week? Uhh... I gotta look that up and do some math... brb... [time passes] Wednesday.
C - Chore you hate? Washing flatware. Not other dishes, just flatware.
D - Dad's name? Gerald
E - Essential makeup item? Umm... Does soap count?
F - Favorite actor? Woody Allen
G - Goal for the future? Complete Domination Of The World!
H - Hometown? Pawtucket, RI
I - Instruments you play? Guitars (mostly classical). I've foirgotten how to play piano, flute, clarinet, and oboe. Kazoos don't count.
J - Job title? Technical Researcher
K - Kids? Are often loud.
L - Living arrangements? These days? Drifter.
M - Mom's name? Lizard Breath
N - Number of people you've slept with? Uhhh... More than 2 hands worth. Even in Binary.
O - One embarassing CD in your collection? The Greatest Hits of Ether Merman.
P - Perfume of choice? Sunflowers.
Q - Quote you like? "Fuck the Fucking Fuckers."
R - Religious affiliation? N/A
S - Siblings? 1, I think.
T - Time you wake up? Starting next week? Quarter of fucking early.
U - Unique trait? I'm inVINcible!
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? Brussel Sprouts. They're always so bitter...
W - Worst habit? Non-committal speech patterns.
X - X-rays you've had: Around 30, almost all to the head.
Y - Yummy foods you make? are many and various. But, they're all chicken cacciatore.
Z - Zodiac sign? Saggitarius and Capricorn. Yay, Solstice!

A - Act your age? When I must. Biologically 34.
B - Born on what day of the week? Wednesday. Hump day. During rush hour (5 PM). Must've been fun for both parents.
C - Chore you hate? Putting stuff away. There's so much stuff, and not enough away to put it in...
D - Dad's name? Jon.
E - Essential makeup item? Makeup remover. Why am I wearing this stuff in the first place?
F - Favorite actor? Hm, let me see if I can remember any actor names.... Uh, Bruce Willis?
G - Goal for the future? Get in better shape, become a certified landshark, take over DC, and fix the government.
H - Hometown? I was born in Saginaw, MI, but Lansing, MI is what I consider my hometown.
I - Instruments you play? At one point I was approaching competent at piano, but that was over 20 years ago. I sing, does that count?
J - Job title? Future Ambulance Chaser, Landshark In Training, Protolawyer...
K - Kids? No.
L - Living arrangements? 1750 sq. ft. two-story house, shared with wife, dog, four birds, two fish. Permanently looks like a tornado hit the place.
M - Mom's name? Joanne.
N - Number of people you've slept with? 3.
O - One embarassing CD in your collection? Going for "most embarrassing", I have plenty of embarrassing ones. Michael Jackson: "Thriller".
P - Perfume of choice? None.
Q - Quote you like? "Life is like a spider. It is furry and has eight legs." --overheard leaving a concert, and before anyone asks, I'm fairly certain that there was no pot smoked at that concert.
R - Religious affiliation? Raised Catholic. Now merely cranky.
S - Siblings? Two.
T - Time you wake up? 8-ish AM.
U - Unique trait? Soon to be a BOFH with a law degree.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? Eggplant. To quote a friend, it tastes like "grilled wall insulation".
W - Worst habit? Slacking off when I really should be doing something real.
X - X-rays you've had: More than I want to think about. Most memorable: the ones that proved I had a broken ankle when I was 16, which led to the two screws I still have in my ankle.
Y - Yummy foods you make? Three pepper beef, mincemeat pie, apple pie, homebrewed beer. Cooking is fun.
Z - Zodiac sign? Gemini.