Standing down from high alert.

Right, then. Not getting laid off. Apparently the HR suit is here because today is the facilities guy's last day. Or something.

I do so love this company.

Oh, they did do something right, though. Managers and below (read: me and my minions, etc) are getting bonuses and 'merit increases'. Directors and above (read: my boss and his boss and his boss and...) are not. Huh.