Argh! I'd love an excuse to try to entertain you, but I was just on my way to bed! Timing ...

I presume you've already read the blimp story by now. Well it inspired a modest proposal by a friend of mine here involving blimps and geophysics.

And then there's The Great Vampire Smackdown Musical, a bit of chat silliness that one of my bandmates was partially responsible for.
It's 2:25AM and I'm in the office, and will be until 6:30. Then I head off to a Doctor's appointment...

I'm right there with you on this slow night...
Its probably too late now, but situations like this is why stereos playing loud music, caffeine drip feeds and your own perl to code were invented :)