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Dell support just tried to tell me that the problems I've been having with my laptop locking up are the result of me using my laptop as a desktop machine instead of operating off of battery power, thus allowing excess static electricity to build up in the system.

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No.
  • Current Mood: baffled
May I recommend that you take a bunch of laboratory mice, train them how to correctly diagnose and repair the problem, put them in a burlap sack, and beat Dell tech support to death with the enclued sack?

And then sic ferral cats on them.