... I have no raw toast.
How the hell can I have no raw toast? There is always bread in this house, and now there isn't.
Maybe that explains the loaf of bread I found on the balcony this morning. The bread fairies sensed a lack of raw toast.
And I went and threw it out. Damnit, I want a sammich.
Maybe that explains the loaf of bread I found on the balcony this morning. The bread fairies sensed a lack of raw toast.
And I went and threw it out. Damnit, I want a sammich.
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hungry
