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... I have no raw toast.

How the hell can I have no raw toast? There is always bread in this house, and now there isn't.

Maybe that explains the loaf of bread I found on the balcony this morning. The bread fairies sensed a lack of raw toast.

And I went and threw it out. Damnit, I want a sammich.
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We are holding your bread hostage in exchange for new cultivars of wheat.