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Have I mentioned I'm easily amused?

A comment made by pir in tisiphone's journal has had me giggling all morning. I am entirely too easily amused.

Two cows are eating grass in a field, one turns to the other and says "Are you worried about this mad cow disease thing ?".
The other turns and says "No. I'm a frog."
  • Current Mood: giggling
here, have some more then :>
There are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "I'll man the guns, you drive."

Two fish are swimming along and run into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "dam".

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

(I only know fish jokes, no cow jokes :>)
Here's an etymology joke for you.
How do you pronounce ghoti?

(not to be confused with entymology)
Re: Here's an etymology joke for you.
:> Fish.
(Mark Twain, I think, commenting on the perversity of the written English language.)